Laughs by Laundromat

BY THE WAY – Ageing Scribe here might (Just maybe) repeat some jokes……

Shock Horror – Anyway – I may occasionally repeat some jokes!?!?

OR, did I already say that????……ON ON – Laundromat

First up, NOT a joke but a special request from Harriette LIZARD!

Hi Laundro,

     Much appreciated if you could put this notice in the newsletter for me:

Car for sale 2011 VW Golf Hatchback, very low mileage (28850km) all maintenance records available, colour silver.

Offers to Lizard at: 0410 563 223

ThanksElizabeth/Lizard in Sydney

If I waited till I had all my ducks in a row, I’d never get across the street.  Sometimes you just have to gather up what you’ve got and make a run for it.

NOW one from CHIMNEY……..

A man owned a small farm in Australia, The Fair Work Australia Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the rep.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “There’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday.”

“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free room and board. She doesn’t work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite television for free in her room.”

“Then there’s the half-wit.

He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

“That’s the guy I want to talk to… the half-wit,” says the agent.

“That would be me,” replied the farmer.

Maybe a couple from JukeBOX…….

AND, maybe………